Can anybody answer this Baseball question?

his name was (cocain) joey choadface, he played for the mississippi jewbags from 1892-1901. He always brought an eightball to the park for every game. He was known to give lines out while in the on deck circle. I forget who the man who had the heart attack was but it was determined he hit a killer line before his run around the bases. Joe had enough pep in him to carry the man the rest of the way around the field. Simply amazing, he revived him right on home plate as they shared a line with the empire. Great ballgame.